Accident and emergency department in hospital.Ambulance men pushing Steve into a cubical and sister greeted them.
Sister--"What have you bring us this time?Last time you said you brought a dead body but he woke up and walked away as soon as he arrived here."
Ambulance men--"That's what we call living dead sister.This time it a proper one and he is an artist too.He is not dead but he had taken overdose of some tablets for he wants to paint the pearly gates of Heaven."
Sister--"Cut out your bullshit and let me check his pupils."
Ambulance--"He is all yours sister.You may do whatever you like with him."
Sis--"His pupils are reacting at least he is alive.I will get the on call doctor to check him over."
Sister come back with a doctor wearing a white coat and a stethoscope hanging round his neck.
Doctor--"What have we got here?A Van Gough who had decided to cut his own ears."
Sis--"His ears are all right.They said he wants to paint the pearly gates of heaven unfortunately he is not going there.Not this time."
Doctor laughs and said" Better luck next time then. Sis have you done anything sensible like taking some blood samples and a gastric lavage."
Sis--"We are waiting for your decision doc for we don't know the time he taken the tabs and he had been drinking too."
Doc--"Do you think he is more drunk than overdose?"
Sis--"Its for him to know and for you to find out.The paramedics said they found an empty bottle of Paracetamol and a bottle of wine near where they found him."
Doc--"Did he left any suicidal note at all."
Sis--"Not as far as I know doc."
Doc--"First thing is we will do urgent blood levels for paracetamol.He can go to observation ward for overnight observation.I will review him with results.Are you happy sis?"
Sis--"Whatever you say doc I am always happy."
Doc--"Don't I deserve a cup of tea now for my expert opinion."
Sis--"Of course doc.You know where the kitchen is don't you?You can make one for me as well."
Doc--"Oh My God!!! who do I screw in this department to have a cup of tea?"
Sis--"Not me. I am too old for that sort of thing."
Doc--"Sis can I take you out for dinner on Saturday evening.I am desperate for sex."
Sis--" No way I am a very happily married woman."
Doc--"But I am very unhappily unmarried doctor."
Sis--"Go away doctor.You could have been a very attractive man.If you don't have bad manners like this."
Doc--"I will blame it on God who created me.Its all his fault."
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